new obsession

so. damn. cute.

I cut myself shaving...

Våken. Ida-Sofie. Sprøyte. Matias Faldbakken. Øl. Nudler. Henrik. CKY. Pop-corn. Disney channel. Trøtt. Vondt.

Ken Duken

Cause baby well be, at the drive-in, in the old mans ford. Behind the bushes, till Im screamin for more. Down the basement. Lock the cellar door! And baby, talk german to me.

I'm too old for this shit

Foto: Lula Fortune

Gleder meg til jobb imorgen. Lurer på hva sjefen sier. Veldig stolt av meg self at jeg turte å gjøre det. Føles som om jeg er 14 år igjen. But but. It's not only only.

Countdown

SSDD

Når jeg kjeder meg, så blogger jeg. Fint. Så vet du det. Det lynte og begyne å regne som faen. Elsker lyden. Lexi er livredd og gjemmer seg ett sted bare hun vet om. Jeg drakk for mye kaffi og er skikkelig hyper. Skulle ønske jeg ikke hadde mistet kamera på Hellerudsletta, så jeg kunne ta nakne bilder av meg selv nå, men faen, jeg er en jævla alkis og kan ikke noe for det. Gikk nedover KJ ista. Oslo er en fantastisk by on natta! Nå lynte det igjen. Jeg slutta å røyke idag. Håper jeg ikke blir feit. Blablabla. Livet mitt er veldig interessant og alle sammen bryr seg. Nå skal jeg prøøøve å såve litt. Hvis ikke det går så kommer jeg til å drikke enda mer kaffi og kanskje jeg gidder å rydde litt. Kommer fortsatt ikke over at katta mi manipulerer meg...

Bye bye, baby

It's not just that I'm selfish and scared,
it's not just that I'm so unprepared.
It's just you'd think I'd grow out of this, wouldn't you?

King Solomon said:"Cut the baby in half!"

- What are you going to do?

- King Solomon, didn't have a DNA lab.

I'm not in love

Why the hell did he kiss me goodbye.

It's just a phase that i'm going through...

I'm still a rockstar

Well fuck me sideways. I love my new/old haircut

Hove 09

just fucking awesome...

...it's over

Last day of school was kinda weird. Me and Andersen showed up drunk as usual. Light up out last cigarette "in the zone" and then we had to listen to the priceable. Torture. We had to walk up to the stage to receive our grades, that was kinda embarrassing and the worst of it all was saying good bye to the teachers. Fuck, I'm gonna miss school, yes I said it! Now I feel old and useless.

Afterparty: Everybody is drunk and no one cares anymore...

fitte

Insanity 2009

Kommer ikke til å savne russetiden i det hele tatt. Brukket ribbein, stripset bakhode, hele kroppen min er ett stort blåmerke. Har ikke vært edru på nesten 3 uker. Smerte. Og det beste av alt - jeg husker ikke halvparten av det.

The good times are killing me

Oslo: 4 am

Don't talk to me. Don't touch me. Don't look at me. Stop breathing. Fuck off. Die.

I got raped cuz I was wearing a Kate Moss t-shirt

Saturday:

My plan didn't work. Luna park. Pills & beer. Damn. Met some cute blog-kids. Saw Ida drinking beer with a straw. Kate Moss shirt and some old dude with Cava. Karaoke Trond & my sweet twin-sister.

Sunday:

Hangover. Phone is off. TV & RedBull.

I hate holidays. Need to get back to school.

Dont mix pills and alcohol kids.

Limetits.

I miss my baby brother

Isn't he the cutest ever! I love love love him! Don't you just want to pinch his pink cheeks. I just found this picture on the internet. Can't wait to go to Stavanger and visit him. I just want to kill the photographer that took this picture. Focus asshole! Focus!

Thank you for smoking (4:3)

Chris. Chris? CHRIS?!?!?!

Hvorfor er det slik at hver gang jeg snakker med deg, har jeg lyst til å bli blodgiver...og ringe mamma.

I only date models

...drunk, blond, young, slutty models

Fuck me gorgeous!

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease

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It's anorexia, bitch!

Du må ikke skjønne at du blir manipulert.

- Ikke bli voldtatt!!!

23.00

Ida. Alex. Lørdagskveld. No cash. No alcohol.

23.30

Møllers. Kjedelig. Traktorlesber. Emoer. Dårlig musikk.

00.00

Fisk og vilt. Stygg damevakt. Kom ikke inn.

Dattra til Hagen. Aldersgrense 23.

Reggaebar. Fullt av gamle damer og utlendinger. 

Outofplace.

00.30

Expessen. Innganspenger kr. 50. Fattig.

Tigge penger. Kald. Låne jakke. Roxy.

Gratis inngang. Sossehorer. Gjemme på do.

Månedskort på gulvet. 200kr.

01.00

Expressen. Kjentfolk. Karaoke. Stamsang. 

Stamkunder. Øl. Polakker. Søstre. Lesber? 

Otto & Elias. 80 tallet. Klåfingre. Tørrpuling.

Nena & No Doubt. Feit Kathleen Hanna. 

Mannen med tupè. Øl. UTLENDINGER.

03.00 

Partysvenske. Like sko. Storlek 37. Språkforvirring.

Alex: - Du er full!

Svensken:- Hva? Er jag ful?

Ida: - Nei, du er ikke stygg!

Alex: - Du har drukket for mye!

04.38

Mate pus. Såve.

Konklusjon:

- stygt hår

- big makeup

- "You're pretty like this"

- VI FORSTÅR IKKE SVENSK!

- Dj'n på Expressen er kul

- nudler

...faen, jobb imorgen kl.11

afterparty

To Chris...

You must come back to me one day, I will lock you in my basement and keep you all to my self. I will come down and make love to you everyday.

Expressen karaoke bar

It's always nice to be the center of attention.  

Me and Ida started a new tradition.

a girl who's too sad to give a fuck

I want a lover I don't have to love

I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

Where's the kid with the chemicals

I've got a hunger and I can't seem to get full

I need some meaning I can memorize

The kind I have always seems to slip my mind...

But you, but you

You write such pretty words

But life's no storybook

Love's just excuse to get hurt

And to hurt...

Do you like to hurt?

I do, I do

Then hurt me!

Don't make fun of the way I eat my pickle

When people compliment on how skinny I am,

they're really saying I have small boobs...

Secret Window

"A woman who would steal your love when your

 love was all you had wasn't much of a woman."

- Shooter

I hate sundays. Meaningless. I lie in the bed all 

day watching tv, braindead. Phone is off. Bored

as hell. I need to get out...

model: Ida Karoline S.

photo: Alexandra L.

Wensday:

School. Photoshoot with Ida. Deadline. 

Thursday:

School. Release party in La Belle Sole. Drunk.

3000 ml champagne.

Friday:

Hangover. Work. Blue dress and school prom 

(which by the way was terrible ).

Martins. Drunk again. Chocolatecookie.

Saturday:

Work. Too tired to go out. Bed.

Sunday:

Too depressed to get dressed...

I like you because you make me feel like a 14 year old boy.

In Soviet Russia, car drives you

Hold kjet og sett deg ner

her er ikkje rom for nok en blindpassasjer

Du får ikkje styra, du får ikkje hyra

så hold kjeft og sett deg ner

Du kan bli min venn, eg kan bli din

hvis det viser at du passer inn

for me har regla som du må følga

Du kan bli min venn og eg kan bli din

Men en liten ting før du går

et tips om du vil, eller et råd

Hvis du blir tatt i trossa mi makt

så e mor di den fusde me går på...

Gje henne en hatt, gje hun ei hånd

få hun te å jobba i familliens ånd

Hun kan bli den neste, kan bli den beste

Gje henne en hatt, gje hun ei hånd

Men sir, unnskyld meg at eg bryter inn

eg lar meg ikkje så lett imponera

Det høres ud som om hun kan alt

men hennes prestasjoner var kjøpt og betalt

Så sir, hvis du gjer hun en sjangs

må alt hun har gjort før vær av relevans

for eg har hørt at hun har russerblod

og du vett ka eg syns om russerblod

for hennes far, hennes far er en russer...

Home sweet home

A sober man's thoughts...

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing"

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Come and play!

i love you

The lie was big, it was simple. I kept saying it, and eventually...you believed me.

Det eg trur på kan de aldri ta meg i frå!

Hels frå meg til presten, sei nå er eg blitt kristen.
En del av den prosessen tok livet av meg nesten.
Det eg trur på kan de aldri ta meg i frå...

don't get too drunk to fuck

motherfucker

I miss the feeling of independence...

it's only physical

...need you, dream you, find you, taste you, fuck you, use you, scar you, break you.

I am alone but then again I always was, as far back as I can tell. I think maybe it's because you were never really real to begin with.

I just made you up to hurt my self.

...and it worked

Inside my heart it is black and it's hollow and cold

...but I can't escape the rain

...and then the frog said

DEEP THROAT

Less concerned about fitting into the world...

...your world that is

Panda - a bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings: Also called giant panda, panda bear

Less tiger, more pussy

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy,

asking him to shut the fuck up...

I masturbate violently to pictures of newborn babies, then I cry for about 20 minutes and go to school.

La Belle et La Bete

Cuz her last relationship fucked her up.

Got hurt majorly, finds it tough to trust...