Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease

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It's anorexia, bitch!

Du må ikke skjønne at du blir manipulert.

- Ikke bli voldtatt!!!

23.00

Ida. Alex. Lørdagskveld. No cash. No alcohol.

23.30

Møllers. Kjedelig. Traktorlesber. Emoer. Dårlig musikk.

00.00

Fisk og vilt. Stygg damevakt. Kom ikke inn.

Dattra til Hagen. Aldersgrense 23.

Reggaebar. Fullt av gamle damer og utlendinger. 

Outofplace.

00.30

Expessen. Innganspenger kr. 50. Fattig.

Tigge penger. Kald. Låne jakke. Roxy.

Gratis inngang. Sossehorer. Gjemme på do.

Månedskort på gulvet. 200kr.

01.00

Expressen. Kjentfolk. Karaoke. Stamsang. 

Stamkunder. Øl. Polakker. Søstre. Lesber? 

Otto & Elias. 80 tallet. Klåfingre. Tørrpuling.

Nena & No Doubt. Feit Kathleen Hanna. 

Mannen med tupè. Øl. UTLENDINGER.

03.00 

Partysvenske. Like sko. Storlek 37. Språkforvirring.

Alex: - Du er full!

Svensken:- Hva? Er jag ful?

Ida: - Nei, du er ikke stygg!

Alex: - Du har drukket for mye!

04.38

Mate pus. Såve.

Konklusjon:

- stygt hår

- big makeup

- "You're pretty like this"

- VI FORSTÅR IKKE SVENSK!

- Dj'n på Expressen er kul

- nudler

...faen, jobb imorgen kl.11

afterparty

To Chris...

You must come back to me one day, I will lock you in my basement and keep you all to my self. I will come down and make love to you everyday.

Expressen karaoke bar

It's always nice to be the center of attention.  

Me and Ida started a new tradition.

a girl who's too sad to give a fuck

I want a lover I don't have to love

I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

Where's the kid with the chemicals

I've got a hunger and I can't seem to get full

I need some meaning I can memorize

The kind I have always seems to slip my mind...

But you, but you

You write such pretty words

But life's no storybook

Love's just excuse to get hurt

And to hurt...

Do you like to hurt?

I do, I do

Then hurt me!

Don't make fun of the way I eat my pickle

When people compliment on how skinny I am,

they're really saying I have small boobs...

Secret Window

"A woman who would steal your love when your

 love was all you had wasn't much of a woman."

- Shooter

I hate sundays. Meaningless. I lie in the bed all 

day watching tv, braindead. Phone is off. Bored

as hell. I need to get out...

model: Ida Karoline S.

photo: Alexandra L.

Wensday:

School. Photoshoot with Ida. Deadline. 

Thursday:

School. Release party in La Belle Sole. Drunk.

3000 ml champagne.

Friday:

Hangover. Work. Blue dress and school prom 

(which by the way was terrible ).

Martins. Drunk again. Chocolatecookie.

Saturday:

Work. Too tired to go out. Bed.

Sunday:

Too depressed to get dressed...