Monday, August 31

Tamiflu 75 mg. (1 kapsel 1 gang daglig i 10 dager)


Vent litt, betyr det at jeg ikke er frisk før om 10 dager? Faen...
Nå er det nok. Jeg er drit lei av å være syk. Jeg får ikke låv til å dra på jobb engang. Mamma driver å ringer hele tiden. Orker ikke mer bitching om at jeg må spise vitaminer og frukt og blablabla.

Christiane F og Jack D. Dro på Onkel Donald kl 01.00. Musikken sugde, folka var bare irriterrende. VodkaBatteri. Gikk faen meg hele veien til La Belle Sole. Som om de har åpent på søndager. Hjalp ikke på influensaen i det hele tatt. Tok taxi hjem og la oss.

Har fortsatt feber men tror Tamifluen, Pinex og vodkaen har begynt å kikke inn. Jeg SKAL på jobb på onsdag!!! Over and out. Nå er det te og Disney Channel all night long.
Ciao.

Tuesday, August 18

WGY


Absolutt ingen komentarer fra Berlin turen. Siste dagene har vært skikkelig loka egentlig. Jeg er fortsatt kvalm. Savner Lidl øl. Fikk endelig vaske. Gleder meg til lørdag.

Er det rart at jeg blir kåt av Running up that hill - Placebo?

Friday, August 7

My life according to HIM


Pick only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to people you like and include me. You can't use the band/artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My life according to (artist).

Pick your artist:
HIM

Are you a male or female:
Poison girl

Describe yourself:
Drunk on shadows

How do you feel?
It's all tears

Describe where you currently live:
Beyond Redemption

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Close to flame

Your favorite form of transportation:
The Path

Your best friends are:
The Heartless

You and your best friends are:
Killing loneliness

What's the weather like?
Cyanide sun

Favorite time of day:
Dark light

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?
Not awake

What is life to you?
Resurrection

Your relationship:
Love in cold blood

Your fear:
Heartache every moment

What is the best advice you have to give?
Please don't let it go

Thought for the day:
One last time

How I would like to die:
Right here in my arms

My soul's present condition:
Buried alive by love

My motto:
Play dead

Thursday, August 6

Like barn leker best. Virkelig? Ta Hilde og meg som eksempel. Til og med Paris Hilton begynte å kjede seg med bortskjemte Hollywood kidsa. At motsatte tiltrekker virker mer logisk. Og hva er dealen med by-gutter som dater bonde-jenter? Det er så jævla stygt.

Wednesday, August 5

Love in cold blood


"Ich fürchte mich nicht zu fühlen. Ich möchte, dass Sie mich lieben."

Vaskemaskinen bråker skikkelig, det er ingenting fornuftig på tv og jeg kjeder meg. Orker ikke å rydde mer. Om 45min er det bare 3 dager til jeg drar til Berlin. Nå må jeg neste gå og henge opp klærne mine, ellers så må jeg gå naken på jobb imorgen (det gjør meg egentlig ingenting, men jeg har hørt at det finnes sånne sosiale normer som en må følge eller noe). Jeg skjønner ikke dansk btw, så vet alle det. Pitty fuck...

я тебя люблю. don't tell anyone.

Wensday:
Sunshine in my face. Vicky and beer. 600 euros in small bills. A burned up cigarette. Red sheets. Broken heart. Kiss. His breath on my skin. Pepsi Max & candy.

"I'm not afraid to feel. I want you to love me...
'cuz you are the one, you are the one."

The colder your touch, the more it turns me on


"- Can't you see my darling, that the harder I try the more we grow apart. Please believe me, the sweeter the kiss the colder turn your arms. And the colder grows your heart. And baby more I love you."

pussymagnet


I used my fish-tank as an ashtray by accident...fuck

Saturday, August 1

ctrl+v. Berlin.

Jeg ligger og stirrer på bilettene våre og er overlykkelig! Bare en uke til så er det Good Bye Oslo and Guten Morgen Berlin! Damn, jeg klarer nesten ikke å vente lenger. Berlin. Berlin! BERLIN!!! It's like taking a crap with a cigarette in your hand and new shoes on...

Apropos nye sko...

Wednesday, July 22

new obsession

so. damn. cute.

I cut myself shaving...

Våken. Ida-Sofie. Sprøyte. Matias Faldbakken. Øl. Nudler. Henrik. CKY. Pop-corn. Disney channel. Trøtt. Vondt.

Ken Duken

Cause baby well be, at the drive-in, in the old mans ford. Behind the bushes, till Im screamin for more. Down the basement. Lock the cellar door! And baby, talk german to me.

I'm too old for this shit


Foto: Lula Fortune

Gleder meg til jobb imorgen. Lurer på hva sjefen sier. Veldig stolt av meg self at jeg turte å gjøre det. Føles som om jeg er 14 år igjen. But but. It's not only only.

Sunday, July 19

Countdown




Thursday, July 16

SSDD

Når jeg kjeder meg, så blogger jeg. Fint. Så vet du det. Det lynte og begyne å regne som faen. Elsker lyden. Lexi er livredd og gjemmer seg ett sted bare hun vet om. Jeg drakk for mye kaffi og er skikkelig hyper. Skulle ønske jeg ikke hadde mistet kamera på Hellerudsletta, så jeg kunne ta nakne bilder av meg selv nå, men faen, jeg er en jævla alkis og kan ikke noe for det. Gikk nedover KJ ista. Oslo er en fantastisk by on natta! Nå lynte det igjen. Jeg slutta å røyke idag. Håper jeg ikke blir feit. Blablabla. Livet mitt er veldig interessant og alle sammen bryr seg. Nå skal jeg prøøøve å såve litt. Hvis ikke det går så kommer jeg til å drikke enda mer kaffi og kanskje jeg gidder å rydde litt. Kommer fortsatt ikke over at katta mi manipulerer meg...

Bye bye, baby

It's not just that I'm selfish and scared,
it's not just that I'm so unprepared.
It's just you'd think I'd grow out of this, wouldn't you?

King Solomon said:"Cut the baby in half!"

- What are you going to do?
- King Solomon, didn't have a DNA lab.


Friday, July 10

I'm not in love


Why the hell did he kiss me goodbye.
It's just a phase that i'm going through...

Monday, July 6

I'm still a rockstar

Well fuck me sideways. I love my new/old haircut

Friday, June 26

Hove 09

just fucking awesome...






Friday, June 19

...it's over

Last day of school was kinda weird. Me and Andersen showed up drunk as usual. Light up out last cigarette "in the zone" and then we had to listen to the priceable. Torture. We had to walk up to the stage to receive our grades, that was kinda embarrassing and the worst of it all was saying good bye to the teachers. Fuck, I'm gonna miss school, yes I said it! Now I feel old and useless.

Afterparty: Everybody is drunk and no one cares anymore...

Wednesday, May 27

fitte

Monday, May 18

Insanity 2009

Kommer ikke til å savne russetiden i det hele tatt. Brukket ribbein, stripset bakhode, hele kroppen min er ett stort blåmerke. Har ikke vært edru på nesten 3 uker. Smerte. Og det beste av alt - jeg husker ikke halvparten av det.

Friday, May 8

Monday, April 13

Oslo: 4 am

Don't talk to me. Don't touch me. Don't look at me. Stop breathing. Fuck off. Die.

Sunday, April 12

I got raped cuz I was wearing a Kate Moss t-shirt

Saturday:
My plan didn't work. Luna park. Pills & beer. Damn. Met some cute blog-kids. Saw Ida drinking beer with a straw. Kate Moss shirt and some old dude with Cava. Karaoke Trond & my sweet twin-sister.
Sunday:
Hangover. Phone is off. TV & RedBull.
I hate holidays. Need to get back to school.

Dont mix pills and alcohol kids.
Limetits.

Friday, April 10

I miss my baby brother


Isn't he the cutest ever! I love love love him! Don't you just want to pinch his pink cheeks. I just found this picture on the internet. Can't wait to go to Stavanger and visit him. I just want to kill the photographer that took this picture. Focus asshole! Focus!

Thursday, April 9

Monday, April 6

Chris. Chris? CHRIS?!?!?!

Hvorfor er det slik at hver gang jeg snakker med deg, har jeg lyst til å bli blodgiver...og ringe mamma.

Saturday, April 4

I only date models
...drunk, blond, young, slutty models

Fuck me gorgeous!

Tuesday, March 31

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease

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Thursday, March 26

It's anorexia, bitch!

Wednesday, March 25

Du må ikke skjønne at du blir manipulert.

Sunday, March 22

- Ikke bli voldtatt!!!

23.00
Ida. Alex. Lørdagskveld. No cash. No alcohol.

23.30
Møllers. Kjedelig. Traktorlesber. Emoer. Dårlig musikk.

00.00
Fisk og vilt. Stygg damevakt. Kom ikke inn.
Dattra til Hagen. Aldersgrense 23.
Reggaebar. Fullt av gamle damer og utlendinger. 
Outofplace.

00.30
Expessen. Innganspenger kr. 50. Fattig.
Tigge penger. Kald. Låne jakke. Roxy.
Gratis inngang. Sossehorer. Gjemme på do.
Månedskort på gulvet. 200kr.

01.00
Expressen. Kjentfolk. Karaoke. Stamsang. 
Stamkunder. Øl. Polakker. Søstre. Lesber? 
Otto & Elias. 80 tallet. Klåfingre. Tørrpuling.
Nena & No Doubt. Feit Kathleen Hanna. 
Mannen med tupè. Øl. UTLENDINGER.

03.00 
Partysvenske. Like sko. Storlek 37. Språkforvirring.
Alex: - Du er full!
Svensken:- Hva? Er jag ful?
Ida: - Nei, du er ikke stygg!
Alex: - Du har drukket for mye!

04.38
Mate pus. Såve.

Konklusjon:
- stygt hår
- big makeup
- "You're pretty like this"
- VI FORSTÅR IKKE SVENSK!
- Dj'n på Expressen er kul
- nudler


...faen, jobb imorgen kl.11


Monday, March 16

afterparty

Friday, March 13

To Chris...

You must come back to me one day, I will lock you in my basement and keep you all to my self. I will come down and make love to you everyday.

Thursday, March 12

Expressen karaoke bar

It's always nice to be the center of attention.  
Me and Ida started a new tradition.

Sunday, March 8

a girl who's too sad to give a fuck


I want a lover I don't have to love
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
Where's the kid with the chemicals
I've got a hunger and I can't seem to get full
I need some meaning I can memorize
The kind I have always seems to slip my mind...

But you, but you

You write such pretty words
But life's no storybook
Love's just excuse to get hurt
And to hurt...
Do you like to hurt?
I do, I do
Then hurt me!

Sunday, March 1

Don't make fun of the way I eat my pickle


When people compliment on how skinny I am,
they're really saying I have small boobs...

Secret Window

"A woman who would steal your love when your
 love was all you had wasn't much of a woman."
- Shooter

I hate sundays. Meaningless. I lie in the bed all 
day watching tv, braindead. Phone is off. Bored
as hell. I need to get out...
model: Ida Karoline S.
photo: Alexandra L.

Wensday:
School. Photoshoot with Ida. Deadline. 

Thursday:
School. Release party in La Belle Sole. Drunk.
3000 ml champagne.

Friday:
Hangover. Work. Blue dress and school prom 
(which by the way was terrible ).
Martins. Drunk again. Chocolatecookie.

Saturday:
Work. Too tired to go out. Bed.

Sunday:
Too depressed to get dressed...

Tuesday, February 17

I like you because you make me feel like a 14 year old boy.

Monday, February 16

In Soviet Russia, car drives you


Hold kjet og sett deg ner
her er ikkje rom for nok en blindpassasjer
Du får ikkje styra, du får ikkje hyra
så hold kjeft og sett deg ner
Du kan bli min venn, eg kan bli din
hvis det viser at du passer inn
for me har regla som du må følga
Du kan bli min venn og eg kan bli din
Men en liten ting før du går
et tips om du vil, eller et råd
Hvis du blir tatt i trossa mi makt
så e mor di den fusde me går på...

Gje henne en hatt, gje hun ei hånd
få hun te å jobba i familliens ånd
Hun kan bli den neste, kan bli den beste
Gje henne en hatt, gje hun ei hånd

Men sir, unnskyld meg at eg bryter inn
eg lar meg ikkje så lett imponera
Det høres ud som om hun kan alt
men hennes prestasjoner var kjøpt og betalt
Så sir, hvis du gjer hun en sjangs
må alt hun har gjort før vær av relevans
for eg har hørt at hun har russerblod
og du vett ka eg syns om russerblod
for hennes far, hennes far er en russer...

Tuesday, January 27

Home sweet home

Tuesday, January 20

A sober man's thoughts...


"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing"
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Tuesday, December 9

Come and play!


Thursday, October 23

i love you

The lie was big, it was simple. I kept saying it, and eventually...you believed me.

Wednesday, October 22

Det eg trur på kan de aldri ta meg i frå!

Hels frå meg til presten, sei nå er eg blitt kristen.
En del av den prosessen tok livet av meg nesten.
Det eg trur på kan de aldri ta meg i frå...

don't get too drunk to fuck

Friday, October 10

motherfucker

Monday, October 6

I miss the feeling of independence...

it's only physical

...need you, dream you, find you, taste you, fuck you, use you, scar you, break you.

Friday, October 3

I am alone but then again I always was, as far back as I can tell. I think maybe it's because you were never really real to begin with.
I just made you up to hurt my self.
...and it worked

Inside my heart it is black and it's hollow and cold

...but I can't escape the rain