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Insanity 2009

Kommer ikke til å savne russetiden i det hele tatt. Brukket ribbein, stripset bakhode, hele kroppen min er ett stort blåmerke. Har ikke vært edru på nesten 3 uker. Smerte. Og det beste av alt - jeg husker ikke halvparten av det.

The good times are killing me

Oslo: 4 am

Don't talk to me. Don't touch me. Don't look at me. Stop breathing. Fuck off. Die.

I got raped cuz I was wearing a Kate Moss t-shirt

Saturday:

My plan didn't work. Luna park. Pills & beer. Damn. Met some cute blog-kids. Saw Ida drinking beer with a straw. Kate Moss shirt and some old dude with Cava. Karaoke Trond & my sweet twin-sister.

Sunday:

Hangover. Phone is off. TV & RedBull.

I hate holidays. Need to get back to school.

Dont mix pills and alcohol kids.

Limetits.

I miss my baby brother

Isn't he the cutest ever! I love love love him! Don't you just want to pinch his pink cheeks. I just found this picture on the internet. Can't wait to go to Stavanger and visit him. I just want to kill the photographer that took this picture. Focus asshole! Focus!

Thank you for smoking (4:3)

Chris. Chris? CHRIS?!?!?!

Hvorfor er det slik at hver gang jeg snakker med deg, har jeg lyst til å bli blodgiver...og ringe mamma.

I only date models

...drunk, blond, young, slutty models

Fuck me gorgeous!

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease

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It's anorexia, bitch!

Du må ikke skjønne at du blir manipulert.

- Ikke bli voldtatt!!!

23.00

Ida. Alex. Lørdagskveld. No cash. No alcohol.

23.30

Møllers. Kjedelig. Traktorlesber. Emoer. Dårlig musikk.

00.00

Fisk og vilt. Stygg damevakt. Kom ikke inn.

Dattra til Hagen. Aldersgrense 23.

Reggaebar. Fullt av gamle damer og utlendinger. 

Outofplace.

00.30

Expessen. Innganspenger kr. 50. Fattig.

Tigge penger. Kald. Låne jakke. Roxy.

Gratis inngang. Sossehorer. Gjemme på do.

Månedskort på gulvet. 200kr.

01.00

Expressen. Kjentfolk. Karaoke. Stamsang. 

Stamkunder. Øl. Polakker. Søstre. Lesber? 

Otto & Elias. 80 tallet. Klåfingre. Tørrpuling.

Nena & No Doubt. Feit Kathleen Hanna. 

Mannen med tupè. Øl. UTLENDINGER.

03.00 

Partysvenske. Like sko. Storlek 37. Språkforvirring.

Alex: - Du er full!

Svensken:- Hva? Er jag ful?

Ida: - Nei, du er ikke stygg!

Alex: - Du har drukket for mye!

04.38

Mate pus. Såve.

Konklusjon:

- stygt hår

- big makeup

- "You're pretty like this"

- VI FORSTÅR IKKE SVENSK!

- Dj'n på Expressen er kul

- nudler

...faen, jobb imorgen kl.11

afterparty

To Chris...

You must come back to me one day, I will lock you in my basement and keep you all to my self. I will come down and make love to you everyday.

Expressen karaoke bar

It's always nice to be the center of attention.  

Me and Ida started a new tradition.

a girl who's too sad to give a fuck

I want a lover I don't have to love

I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

Where's the kid with the chemicals

I've got a hunger and I can't seem to get full

I need some meaning I can memorize

The kind I have always seems to slip my mind...

But you, but you

You write such pretty words

But life's no storybook

Love's just excuse to get hurt

And to hurt...

Do you like to hurt?

I do, I do

Then hurt me!

Don't make fun of the way I eat my pickle

When people compliment on how skinny I am,

they're really saying I have small boobs...

Secret Window

"A woman who would steal your love when your

 love was all you had wasn't much of a woman."

- Shooter

I hate sundays. Meaningless. I lie in the bed all 

day watching tv, braindead. Phone is off. Bored

as hell. I need to get out...

model: Ida Karoline S.

photo: Alexandra L.

Wensday:

School. Photoshoot with Ida. Deadline. 

Thursday:

School. Release party in La Belle Sole. Drunk.

3000 ml champagne.

Friday:

Hangover. Work. Blue dress and school prom 

(which by the way was terrible ).

Martins. Drunk again. Chocolatecookie.

Saturday:

Work. Too tired to go out. Bed.

Sunday:

Too depressed to get dressed...

I like you because you make me feel like a 14 year old boy.

In Soviet Russia, car drives you

Hold kjet og sett deg ner

her er ikkje rom for nok en blindpassasjer

Du får ikkje styra, du får ikkje hyra

så hold kjeft og sett deg ner

Du kan bli min venn, eg kan bli din

hvis det viser at du passer inn

for me har regla som du må følga

Du kan bli min venn og eg kan bli din

Men en liten ting før du går

et tips om du vil, eller et råd

Hvis du blir tatt i trossa mi makt

så e mor di den fusde me går på...

Gje henne en hatt, gje hun ei hånd

få hun te å jobba i familliens ånd

Hun kan bli den neste, kan bli den beste

Gje henne en hatt, gje hun ei hånd

Men sir, unnskyld meg at eg bryter inn

eg lar meg ikkje så lett imponera

Det høres ud som om hun kan alt

men hennes prestasjoner var kjøpt og betalt

Så sir, hvis du gjer hun en sjangs

må alt hun har gjort før vær av relevans

for eg har hørt at hun har russerblod

og du vett ka eg syns om russerblod

for hennes far, hennes far er en russer...

Home sweet home

A sober man's thoughts...

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing"

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Come and play!

i love you

The lie was big, it was simple. I kept saying it, and eventually...you believed me.

Det eg trur på kan de aldri ta meg i frå!

Hels frå meg til presten, sei nå er eg blitt kristen.
En del av den prosessen tok livet av meg nesten.
Det eg trur på kan de aldri ta meg i frå...

don't get too drunk to fuck

motherfucker

I miss the feeling of independence...

it's only physical

...need you, dream you, find you, taste you, fuck you, use you, scar you, break you.

I am alone but then again I always was, as far back as I can tell. I think maybe it's because you were never really real to begin with.

I just made you up to hurt my self.

...and it worked

Inside my heart it is black and it's hollow and cold

...but I can't escape the rain

...and then the frog said

DEEP THROAT

Less concerned about fitting into the world...

...your world that is

Panda - a bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings: Also called giant panda, panda bear

Less tiger, more pussy

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy,

asking him to shut the fuck up...

I masturbate violently to pictures of newborn babies, then I cry for about 20 minutes and go to school.

La Belle et La Bete

Cuz her last relationship fucked her up.

Got hurt majorly, finds it tough to trust...

Stay with the negative.

All the time.

Go be fat somewhere else

At least I hate my self as much as I hate anybody else...

Vodka, bread and cheap cigarettes

...back to school

...time for an update I guess.

I fucking HATE summer. Heat, half-naked people, sunburns, ugly shades, dehydration and god damn tourists! They are fucking everywhere, with their stupid outfits and their "hi-tech"cameras. 

And what the fuck is wrong with the weather in Norway? Jeez...

Hove was fun though. Oslo Fashion Week was a boring piece of shit. Got paid though... God, people are so fucking stupid. 

...can't wait till November.

Oh, and here's a crapy picture taken by another freelancer:

OFW 2008

...oh, and btw

Don Juan Dracula

www.myspace.com/donjuandracula

Fuck...

I'm in love...

Somebody, please just shoot me!

I am an ego bitch

Look at me! Look at me! I'm smooooooking!

Ida 'n me found some Cuban cigars...
So we tried to smoke one...
I fucking hate cigars, pointless waste of time.

I guess only Castro knows how to make it look attractive.

Today is 15th of April

...freezing my nips off out here

Die another day

I hope I don't die from my bronchitis, that would be fucking sad. I can't even walk up the stairs without loosing my breath, but hey, I'm still breathing! Can you die from insomnia? I feel like a freakin' hypochondriac or something.

My smoking doesn't go over at all...

I'm in pain. I went to the doctor and asked him to make this stop. Got medication, a new addiction. Fucking thanks alot.

I hate pills...

Kraft durch Freude

FREEEEEEEEEDOM!

Uhuh! Shut up!

Oops I did it again

Look at the time... It's fucking 7 AM. What is wrong with me?
Holy shit, this sucks big time. Today was going to be a fun day, not "I'm so fucking tired, don't talk to me" day. That's how I feel lately. Maybe it's my bronchitis, maybe it's my insomnia, maybe it's just me making stuff up to avoid outside-world-contact. I feel sick, feel like puking all over the keyboard.

God I'm so tired of my own bitchin'...I guess it means over and out. I'm taking a morphine overdose, so I hope it means Good Night Sleep for me, I really hope so. We'll see. Night.

Fuck You You Fucking F***

I'm in pain. It's Saturday night and I'm not allowed to go out. I'm feeling better then I did yesterday, but still. I don't cough anymore, good sign I guess. Fuck!I need fresh air! I hate being sick! This must be a punishment! God dammit!Fuck you all healthy bitches, I'm gonna take my morphine, smoke my last cigarette and go to sleep! Suck on that you whores!!!

Amzanig!

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and the lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthih porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

Иосиф Виссарионович Сталин

Long live Stalinism!

Babybrother

As you all know I have a younger brother, Daniel. He is 1994 November kid and lives with his/my mother in Stavanger. Even though our parents always made him wear my old clothes and play with my old toys, he is nothing like me. He is a identical copy of his/my mother! But I love him, of course most of the time I would like to cause him unbearable pain, but I still love him, my baby brother! <3

Here is an original picture of me and a copy by Daniel. What you think?
(Notice: The same walkman, different headphones, my are waaay cooler!)

Believe me now?

I really do have insomnia!
Seriously! Look at the time!
I need to sleep! I cannot sleep...
Fuck!

Can you die from insomnia?
...I need a cigarette! NOW!

I miss my daddy

My daddy is cuter then your daddy!
(Except from Ida-Sofies daddy, cuz he is pretty cute too)


















Do I have his eyes?
Do I have his way with words?
Do I look like him at all?

I want to be a vampire

Vile, foul, filthy and greedy. This creature knows nothing of light.

90's Kids

You know you are the Kid of 90's when:

• You remember the craze of yo-yos and Tamagotchi's
• You played/or collected pogs
• You watch the original Postman Pat, Fireman Sam and Ninja Turtles
• You wore transfer tatoos
• You took plastik cartoon lunch boxes to school
• You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of BelAir"
• You have been/are still obsessed with pokémon
  (Ida-Sofie)

Bunny Suicides

I'm a personal space invader

This is what I have:
Bronchitis is an inflammation of the large bronchi (medium-size airways) in the lungs. It can lead to pneumonia. Acute bronchitis is usually caused by viruses or bacteria and may last several days or weeks. Acute bronchitis is characterized by cough and sputum (phlegm) production and symptoms related to the obstruction of the airways by the inflamed airways and the phlegm, such as shortness of breath and wheezing. Diagnosis is by clinical examination and sometimes microbiological examination of the phlegm.

This is what I'm taking:
Phenoxymethylpenicillin 660mg
Cosylan (Etylmorph. hydrochlorid) 30ml
CuraMed C-vitamin 19mg & Colostrum 39mg

This is how I feel:

Fuck Microsoft

People say that if you play LP's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play Microsoft CD's forwards, they install Windows!
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MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

So true, so true...

" Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it"

"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live!"

- Adolf Hitler

Insomnia!

"How happy is the blameless vestals lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each prayer accepted, and each wish resigned"

- Pope Alexander